I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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