look no pants
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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