There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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