I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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