The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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