whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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