This is not my ceiling
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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