It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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