'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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