I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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