Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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