He uses pillows to masturbate.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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