There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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