fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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