Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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