Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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