Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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