first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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