I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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