hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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