Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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