If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just googled if crying burns calories
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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