remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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