mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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