ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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