I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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