You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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