then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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