Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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