I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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