I am in a vortex of obligation.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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