she smelled like a LAN party
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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