I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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