i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
are you so shy because you have an std?
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she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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