Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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