so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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