i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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