I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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