when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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