Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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