its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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