Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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