During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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