I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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