She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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