Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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