youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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