i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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