Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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