I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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