Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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