we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
it's great music for shaving your balls
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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