the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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